Fanfiction.net:

• Chances of finding fanfic 100%
• Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
• Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
• Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
• Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

(Source: agent-bartowski, via onewhoneveryawns)

dapperasf:

applebright:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s

I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom

(via doctorpatrickstump)

wontonpoop:

do you ever dislike a person on here but are afraid to speak your mind because everyone else rides their dick like a rodeo and they will get butt hurt

(via therecklessandthebrave)

vua:

i want to be friends with some of you but u all scare me like what if u think I’m lame I can’t deal with that sort of rejection

(via therecklessandthebrave)

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

5onorous:

Fuck yeah…. That’s one.

(Source: prettykidgalaxy, via doctorpatrickstump)