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Hi, I'm Madison and Patrick Stump ruined my life. I'm a cis bisexual girl.
I do not give a single fuck except the times when I give lots of fucks and cry a lot. If you want me to tag anything, just let me know. :)

otterwize:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

snarkhunts:

asexual and aromantic visibility is So Important because I’ve never seen a single aro/ace self-discovery story that didn’t include some variation of the phrase “I thought I was broken.” 

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

endiot:

*sees posts about bisexuals*
It’s about me and I have to reblog

tarntino:

blended is set in africa but is centered around the ONE WHITE FAMILY

the new godzilla movie starts in japan, and focuses on THE ONE WHITE FAMILY, then moves to california so it can focus on EVEN MORE WHITE PEOPLE

i just think it’s amazing the hoops hollywood will jump through in order to keep white people as the core of every movie and by amazing i mean fucking horrendous

thelegendofben:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

this is the kind of cop i wanna be

Language and humor have evolved for millions of years so that “none gf with left feel” can be funny